Oh Just A Man-Eating Black Bear Stalking Two Hikers At Extremely Close Range

Nothing like staring death literally in the face for 5 minutes straight. Good thing he paused his workout,too. Don’t want to confuse the amount of calories lost from the hike with the weight dumped out during the great pants shit of 2014. I guess playing dead isn’t the move? Walking backwards while talking to the bear like a dog seems to work just fine. Either that or maybe you should pack a little heat while hiking through Canadian bear country. Just a thought.

So much for no man left behind at 4:40. Pops should beat the living piss out of his buddy with the rock he for some reason carried all the way back to the car out of pure fear. May not let go of that thing for a month.